Jack Gleeson, Natalie Dormer To Star In “Princess Bride” Remake

The Princess Bride

With any luck an entire generation won’t even know or care it was a remake. Like the following films: Godzilla (1998), Planet of the Apes (2001), The Manchurian Candidate (2004), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Clash of the Titans (2010), The Karate Kid (2010), Arthur (2011), Godzilla (2014)

Hollywood—Fans of the incredible chemistry between “Game of Thrones” favorites King Joffrey and his bride Margery can finally rejoice, as Sony confirmed yesterday that they will once again star together in the remake of “The Princess Bride.”

Jack Gleeson and Natalie Dormer were confirmed as cast as Westley and Princess Buttercup yesterday in the remake, set to be directed by Fred Savage. It will be Savage’s first time behind the camera on a major motion picture. But at least he is familiar with the material, having played “The Grandson” in the original.

Denzel Washington has been cast as Inigo Montoya, the swash-buckling swordsman searching the world over for the six-fingered man who murdered his father. Former NBA star Yao Ming has been cast as Fezzik, the friendly, rhyming giant.

“The irresistible spark seen onscreen between Jack and Natalie in the HBO show, ‘Game of Thrones’ will no doubt be visible and likely even flourish more under the astute direction of Fred Savage” a press release issued by Sony said.

Thomas Middleditch has signed on to play Miracle Max, and Kaley Cuoco has been cast as his long-suffering wife, Valerie. Stephen Root has been cast to play the brilliant kidnapper Vizzini. Nick Offerman will play the role of Prince Humperdinck.

Filming is set to begin next month, with a tentative release date of Christmas 2017. “With little to no movie competition set for December 2017, we have no doubt this movie will perform just great the box office,” Sony said.

Savage said that the studio has been “harassing me, like, literally, harassing me” about directing a remake for years. He said he hoped his TV show, “The Grinder” would serve as the perfect excuse to beg out of involvement in the movie. “But the damn critics saw to it that I now have a hell of a lot of extra time on my hands, and a family to take care of. Inconceivable.”

 

Penny Marshall’s Brother, Garry Marshall, Dies At 81

Garry Marshall

Garry Marshall, right, first met RECOiL writer Brian DiMaio, center, when DiMaio wrote for Happy Days. DiMaio quit after the script for season five episode three was finalized. He felt the show had lost it’s way. Years later Marshall offered to direct DiMaio’s film RECOiL but the two, ultimately, disagreed on a certain water skiing stunt Marshall wanted to incorporate into the script.

Burbank, CA—Famed movie and TV director and “Joanie Loves Chachi” creator Garry Marshall died Tuesday from complications from pneumonia following a stroke. He was 81.

Marshall graduated from some hack journalism school at Northwestern University and wrote for “The Daily News” in New York City before making the leap and moving to LA.

Best known for creating television classics like “Hey Landlord,” “Me and the Chimp” and “Angie,” Marshall also wrote for the television shows “Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.,” “The Andy Griffith Show” and “I Spy.”

On the big screen, Marshall directed such films as “Pretty Woman,” “Runaway Bride,” “The Princess Diaries,” “RECOiL” and “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.”

He is survived by his wife, Barbara; son Scott and daughters Lori, and Kathleen, as well as six grandchildren.

“BETA TEST” Opening Today In Theaters Across The Country

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BETA TEST, starring Arrow’s Manu Bennett and Larenz Tate (House of Lies), hits cinemas nationwide July 22.

From producer/writer/director Nicholas Gyeney, and produced by Mirror Images LTD, comes BETA TEST a sci-fi action thriller that’s  “a cross between the intimate suspense of Die Hard and the 21st century chaos of Gamer”. 

The film’s storyline revolves around Max Troy (Tate, House of Lies, Rush), a Seattle-based video game champion and game tester who is about to test the latest game sensation from global video game juggernaut, Sentinel. As Max begins his procedural dissection of the game, he begins to realize this new game is not like any other. As Max completes new tasks, events in the real world begin to mirror them. Soon, Max uncovers a deep-rooted conspiracy from within the walls of Sentinel, which leads him to discover that the game’s protagonist, Orson Creed (Bennett, Arrow, The Hobbit), is a real man, in the real world. If Max can somehow join forces with Creed, together they may have a chance at unraveling this conspiracy before the tasks in the game escalate and overwhelm their city.

Yuji Okumoto (Karate Kid Part II, Inception, The Game), and Linden Ashby (Mortal Kombat, Teen Wolf, Wyatt Earp) also star.image008

“BETA TEST” will be released in approximately 15 US theaters today, July 22nd.

Those theaters are:

Seattle, WA – Siff Cinema Uptown
Bellingham, WA – AMC Loews Cascade Mall 14
Denver, CO – AMC Westminster Promenade 24
Chicago, IL – AMC South Barrington 30
Detroit, MI – AMC Forum 30
New York, NY – AMC Loews Jersey Gardens 20
Philadelphia, PA – AMC Neshaminy 24
Atlanta, GA – AMC North DeKalb Mall 16
Tampa, FL – AMC Veterans Expressway 24
Baton Rouge, LA – AMC Baton Rouge 16
Houston, TX – AMC Studio 30
Phoenix, AZ – AMC Arizona Center 24
Long Beach, CA – AMC Orange 30
Los Angeles, CA – AMC Ontario Mills 30
San Francisco, CA – AMC Deer Valley 16
Washington D.C. –  AMC Starplex Loudoun 11

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Sources: House Staff Says Tiger Woods Doing Just Fine As Normal, Everyday, Typical Stay-At-Home Dad

Tiger Woods At Home

Dozens of Tiger Woods staff members will tell you he lives just like a regular guy.

Jupiter Island, FL—Anonymous sources close to the live-in staff who work with pro golfer Tiger Woods have told  The Daily Quarterly that the oft-injured Woods, who is recovering from yet another surgery on his back from 2015, has adapted “relatively well, all things considered,” to being a regular stay at home dad.

“A lot of men, when they can’t earn a living the way they’re used to doing it, they have a really hard time adjusting to life at home, all day every day,” said an associate of one of Woods’ valets. “But Tiger really has adapted pretty well. It was really a surprise.”

Woods, who reports say flew around the world on private jets and stayed in luxury hotels while playing on the world’s best golf courses, has been able to adjust to not having tournament officials and caddies wait on him hand and foot, said a good friend of Wood’s live-in butler.

“He gets up early, just like he did when he worked,” said the source. “He makes sure the nanny gets the kids up and fed, and then he and the chauffeur get the kids off to school.” The source also said that Woods “makes sure the cook has the kids’ lunches packed and ready for their tutor to carry for them at school.”

And Woods isn’t content to just sit around watching soap operas all day. “He gets some work in on his golf projects since he can’t go out and practice 16 hours a day like he did 12, 15 years ago. Woods will video conference with the staff of his course design company if he isn’t able to fly to Dubai or Monte Carlo if he has the kids that week. Just like any other good dad.”

“The one guilty pleasure he does have is watching ‘Maury’ every afternoon,” the source said. “He’ll watch it with just a housekeeper or two, sometimes the gardener, in his 40-seat theater room on the 200-inch projection TV. Just like your typical dad, he loves seeing if the dudes on there are indeed the baby-daddies or not. He really digs that. Sometimes he’ll mention that he knows one of the women on the show, too. It’s hilarious. Then he’s really happy when the dude is found out to be the daddy. He laughs and laughs and laughs when that happens.”

“I Try Mainly To Be Influenced By Kids In General:” A TDQ Q&A With 80stees.com Founder Kevin Stecko

80sTees.com - He-Man Shirts

Do they have He-Man shirts at 80’sTees.com you ask? By the power of Greyskull they do! “I have the power!!!”

This week’s TDQ Q&A is with Kevin Stecko, the founder of 80stees.com. Kevin spoke to us about how he got into the t-shirt business, the difficulty in getting some 80s t-shirts made (like one with that Tom Cruise cat or one we’d love to see, a “Great Space Coaster” t-shirt) and how John Hughes has impacted his company. Here is this week’s TDQ Q&A with Kevin Stecko:

The Daily Quarterly: How did you hear about The Daily Quarterly?

Kevin Stecko: Back when I was in kindergarten my parents used to get online and read to me from the site.

TDQ: How excited were you that The Daily Quarterly wanted to do an interview with you?

KS: On a scale of 0 to 10, Pi.

TDQ: What was your favorite t-shirt as a kid?

KS: I had a “He-Man” tee that I was very fond of, but as a kid you grow out of things so fast that I had a ton of “favorites.” But the one I am super fond of because I got a lot of s*** for it is my “Yes we can, Pittsburgh” shirt which featured former Steelers quarterback Bubby Brister. It came out in 1989 and I was a huge fan of Brister’s (which back then, everyone loved to hate him). I wore that shirt in 1991 to gym class of my freshmen year and a kid a year older than me was merciless in making fun of me for it. I wish I could still fit in that tee and still had it.

TDQ: What was your favorite 80s movie?

KS: “Karate Kid” is my favorite movie, no 80s qualification needed.

TDQ: What made you want to get into the t-shirt business?

KS: It happened kind of naturally. I’ve always loved graphic t-shirts and always wanted to run a side business since I was a kid. It was only a side business for a couple years until it got too big to manage part-time.

Liv "Kent" Boeree

We really wish we had remembered Coach Finstock’s advice before we lost out shirt to professional poker player Liv “Kent” Boeree.

TDQ: What’s the best advice you have ever gotten?

KS: Best advice was from “Teen Wolf:”

Coach Finstock: “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.”

TDQ: What is the worst advice you have ever gotten?

KS: Never let them see you sweat. I took this way too literally and it has precluded me from participating in sports.

TDQ: Who are your influences?

KS: I try mainly to be influenced by kids in general. They can find joy in just about any situation you put them in. A box becomes a house or a spaceship. A stick or a rock become a central piece of an elaborate game.

TDQ: Tell our few readers who haven’t yet discovered your site about 80sTees.com

KS: It’s all the movies, tv show, video games, musicians, and fads you loved as a kid on t-shirts.

TDQ: Tell us about the process of licensing and turning an idea into an actual t-shirt.

KS: It is a very administratively heavy process. First, a license agreement must be negotiated, then artwork must be created, shown to the trademark owners, approved by them, samples created and approved by trademark holders, products created. There’s more to it but that’s the basic version.

80sTees Top Gun Sublimation Shirt

The 80sTees Top Gun Sublimation Shirt is very nice how it is. But wouldn’t it be a little better with some Maverick on it?

TDQ: What t-shirt would  you love to be able to make, but haven’t been able to yet for some reason?

KS: There are a lot of movies that came out in the 80s but were made by studios that aren’t around or that involved actors that won’t allow their faces to be on a t-shirt. For instance, a Top Gun tee with a picture of Tom Cruise.

TDQ: What is the best thing about the 80s? The music? The movies? The cartoons? The lack of cell phones?

KS: That’s like asking what’s the best thing about a Reese’s Cup or a Snickers.  It’s the combination that made it magical.

TDQ: If you could only watch one of these cartoons for the rest of your life, which would it be: “GI Joe,” “Transformers” or “ThunderCats?” 

KS: I can watch any and all of them for the rest of my life, but I’m guessing you mean if I had to only watch one thing and I had only these 3 cartoons to choose from what would I watch?  I’d have to go with “Transformers.”

TDQ: What shirt has been your best seller?

KS: The all-time best seller featured Jake Ryan from “Sixteen Candles.” Let me tell you, the ladies loved Jake Ryan.

TDQ: You’re welcome for our time

KS: Thanks for being my guest!

Check out and buy a few dozen t-shirts at 80stees.com. And be sure to like their page and follow the company on .