“Apparently I Am Also Quite Popular With Neo-Nazis At The Moment:” A TDQ Q&A With Teacher Andrew Reid

Joseph Hirt

For years Joseph Hirt has been conveying his first person perspective of surviving the Auschwitz concentration camp. Educator Andrew Reid had a real problem with this. But only because the story was untrue.

This week’s TDQ Q&A is with teacher Andrew Reid, who recently uncovered the lies and fraud being perpetrated by Joseph Hirt, a purported Auschwitz concentration camp escapee in New York. Mr. Reid spoke to us about the response he’s gotten since outing the fraudster, how he became a teacher and historian and who he’s lobbying to play him when the film version is made of this whole ordeal. Here is this week’s TDQ Q&A with Andrew Reid: 

The Daily Quarterly: How did you hear about thedailyquarterly.com?

Andrew Reid: They cyberstalked me via email.

TDQ: How excited are you that The Daily Quarterly asked you for an interview?

AR: I don’t get excited – I’m a happy pessimist (things never turn out as bad as I imagine they could).

TDQ: What made you want to be a teacher? 

AR: There were no other jobs for someone with a History and English degree.

TDQ: Who was your favorite historian growing up?

AR: Doc History – that is what we called our high school history teacher who had his PhD and always wore a 3-piece suit.

TDQ: What was your favorite subject in school as a kid?

AR: Literature.

TDQ: What’s the best career advice you’ve ever gotten?

AR: Don’t smile ‘till Christmas.

TDQ: What’s the worst career advice you’ve ever gotten?

AR: Anything my father-in-law tells me.

TDQ: Who are your influences?

AR: John Calvin and local breweries.

Andrew Reid

Andrew Reid (artist’s impression), who has been described as looking like Jason Statham with a long goatee, was The One who decided to Turn It Up and run a Fast and Furious research Blitz on the claims make by Hirt and make the truth known Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Reid wasn’t looking to be a Mean Machine and does not count Hirt as one of The Expendables but, rather, felt a Call of Duty on a Cellular level to reduce the Collateral damage that these false claims may cause. Like the old saying goes, if you don’t like the message you shouldn’t kill The Transporter of said message.

TDQ: Who are you hoping will play you when they make a feature film of this whole ordeal? Hanks? Affleck? Damon? We may know people who may know people who may know people.

AR: Jason Statham – we have similar haircuts and I lived and studied in Britain for several years, so I think I should have an accent.

TDQ: You took your daughter to go see Mr. Hirt speak, as well as encouraging your students to go see him. At what point did you tell her about your suspicions about that veracity of Mr. Hirt’s story? Was it that night, or after you had done a little digging? 

AR: I started digging that night (15 April). I was positive by mid-May Mr. Hirt’s story was largely fabricated. I told my daughter the night before I told the rest of the students and then released my research (8 June). She knew something was up but I didn’t think an 8th grader should have to bear the burden of keeping this quiet – I was working since mid-May to notify the innocent parties who had unknowingly promoted Mr. Hirt and his story before it became public so they could be prepared to respond to the media.

TDQ: Aside from being harassed by people like us, what sort of feedback have you been getting once your investigation into Mr. Hirt has gone public?

AR: Out of the hundred plus emails and letters I received in the past few weeks, only one was negative. I deleted that one. Apparently I am also quite popular with neo-Nazis at the moment.

TDQ: You have spoken to him on the phone after your findings. What do you personally think Mr. Hirt’s motivation was for his deceit?

AR: This is the only question I am going to shirk – I believe there were mixed motives.

TDQ: What do you tell your students (and your daughter for that matter) about people who commit fraud of this nature?

AR: “Trust but verify.”

TDQ: Isn’t your career really all downhill from here after this interview runs?

AR: I am always looking up so my perspective probably won’t change.

TDQ: Better source of news using social media? The Daily Quarterly fan page on Facebook or @dailyquarterly on Twitter?

AR: I am also a proud neo-Luddite (no Facebook or Twitter in my house).

TDQ: Now that Mr. Hirt has apologized for his lying, what do you hope happens to him?

AR: I hope he embraces reality and lives a quiet life.

TDQ: You’re welcome for our time

AR: Thank you for extending my 15 minutes.

Read more about Andrew’s exposure of Joseph Hirt here. If you have a subscription, you can read the story on Lancaster online also.

TDQ Investigates: The “Good Morning America” #TeaLizard Flap

#TeaLizard

#TeaLizard is obviously a Budweiser frog.

So the other morning, some nitwit with the password for ABC’s “Good Morning America’s” Twitter account embarrassed the show, the network and humanity in general by inexplicably calling famous and not-so-famous memes by the wrong name, including somehow using the #hashtags “#smockin and #TeaLizard and the internet understandably went nuts.

We get it, #GoodMorningAmerica, we do. Not everyone can be as up on their memes as we are here. And that frog does sort of look like the GEICO lizard thing. But even though he sounds British, that isn’t him drinking tea in the famous meme. It’s obviously one of the Budweiser frogs from the late 1990s “Bud-Wise-Er” ad campaign drinking tea. And that’s what makes the meme funny. Clearly.

Game of Thrones

A classic Game of Thrones meme.

Memes are tricky to stay on top of. Like the one with the dude from “Game of Thrones.” Not everybody knows that the original line is “One does not simply become the Hand of the King and solve his murder without getting beheaded in front of his daughter #SpoilerAlert.” But it was.

Or back in the early days of memes, when one of our favorites was making the rounds, the  #You’reTheManNowDog. Which of course, was a phrase uttered by Sean Connery to Goldfinger in the classic James Bond film, Dr. No. We love us some #JamesBond.

Dr No

The biggest question since the inception of this Dr. No meme is “who is the man, now?” Goldfinger or James Bond?!

Though, admittedly, we don’t know what the heck the GMA Twitter account guy was talking about when they hashtagged #smockin. Maybe it’s a really old guy trying to show how hip he is. Maybe he’s really a huge #JimCarrey fan. We will have to research the #MaskMeme.

Smockin'

Sometimes the image and text from classic memes can get mixed up. GMA surely meant to use this classic Smockin’ meme.

And as for not knowing that it was a dang frog drinking tea, maybe he’s a millennial who has no recollection of the Budweiser frogs and how the landscape of beer advertising was changed when they croaked their utterances.

Or maybe the internet is right and he’s just a massive tool.

But that’s none of our business.

You are now informed. Go and do likewise.

Butterfly, Bee Impersonator Muhammad Ali Dies At 74

Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali, right, first met RECOiL writer/director Brian DiMaio, center, when DiMaio was a young sports reporter.

Scottsdale, AZ—Muhammad Ali, who gained worldwide attention for winning the gold medal in boxing in Rome at the 1960 Summer Olympics, died Friday from septic shock after a decades-long battle with Parkinson’s Disease. He was 74.

Born Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. in Louisville, KY in 1942, he made his amateur boxing debut in 1954. After winning the gold medal, Ali changed his name, but largely stayed away from the ring for the rest of his life, save for fighting Superman in 1978, a bout memorialized by DC Comics. Ali won that match by technical knockout.

Ali appeared in such famous films as “Freedom Road,” “RECOiL,” “Requiem for a Heavyweight” and “The Greatest.”

He appeared on the small screen in such TV shows as “Diff’rent Strokes,” “Vega$” and “Touched by an Angel.”

He is survived by his wife, Lonnie and nine children.

Carrie Underwood’s Back Killing Men In Her Songs. Again.

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood: Singer. Songwriter. Murderess?

Two years ago we expressed our fear of multi-award winning recording artist and former “American Idol” winner Carrie Underwood and her anti-bad-man music. And now the wife of that hockey player guy is at it again with her latest single, “Church Bells.”

This latest ditty again tells the tale of a wronged, beaten woman, who takes the law into her own hands, as Carrie Underwood so often does, as she clearly feels this is a proper solution. After the backstory in the song tells about how the woman obviously married “Game of Thrones'” King Joffrey, Underwood practically teaches a class in murder, Shonda Rhimes-style.

Jenny slipped something in his Tennessee whiskey
No law man was ever gonna find
And how he died is still a mystery

Good Lord. How many man-bashing killing songs does one artist have to release before she finds herself at the top of the list for every murder of a man in Nashville? Like, six? Will six songs be enough? Seven? How about seven?

It’s understandable that she’s angry about her husband’s team getting knocked out of the playoffs, but there has to be a more constructive way of venting her anger. Maybe knitting, or Crossfit. We’ve heard good things about those adult coloring books. Very soothing.

Bottom line is that she clearly has anger issues, and it’s probably a good thing her husband is a big, strong Canadian(?) guy. But there aren’t many strapping men like him in Music City. He may be able to fend off her murderous rage, but how many other guys there can?

All we can say is, watch your back, dudes of Nashville.

Watch your back.

You are now informed. Go and do likewise.

Carrie Underwood, Church Bells

Pick up Carrie Underwood’s new single Church Bells for some rockin’ tunes and a bonus recipe for murder.