Urban Legend Debunker Website Snopes.com Revealed To Be Fake

Snopes.com

Snopes.com officials claim this page has been there the whole time. Nobody bothered to look it up.

Los Angeles—In a stunning turn of events in the life of the popular urban legend debunking website Snopes.com, it has been revealed by the site founders and operators that the site itself is a fake.

David and Barbara Mikkelson, who founded the site in 1995, confirmed in their latest post that “nearly 94% of the content” on the site “was made up and written with no actual research whatsoever, with vain and sometimes misguided attempts to be clever and cute.”

For years, chatrooms and message boards all over the world had posited that the site was a hoax, and how ironic it was that a site dedicated to debunking myths and urban legends was itself a myth.

“Yeah, we thought that was pretty cool, at least for a while,” said David Mikkelson, who apparently has made himself quite a pretty penny for his efforts. “We were telling people what was and wasn’t real, and we weren’t real ourselves. It’s trippy.”

After deflecting the e-mails and accusations for more than a decade, though, the couple felt they had no more lies left in them to litter the internet with. “We’d lied to the media, we’d lied to the world wide web, we’d ruined lives and insulted people. We had nothing left to give,” said Barbara Mikkelon.
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“I Used To Sing And Dance For Whoever Would Watch Me:” A TDQ Q&A With Actress Kim Poirier

Kim Poirier

Kim Poirier

In this week’s TDQ Q&A, our dreams come true as we get to speak with gorgeous Canadian actress Kim Poirier. Kim spoke with us about her crush on David Bowie, the worst piece of advice she ever got, (which, coincidentally, is the same advice we get ALL THE TIME) and about her gig hosting a science and technology show on The Space Channel. Here is this week’s TDQ Q&A with Actress Kim Poirier:

The Daily Quarterly: Who was your favorite actress growing up?

Kim Poirier: My favorite actress growing up was Catherine Deneuve. I remember thinking she was so beautiful and talented. Her work inspired me!

TDQ: What was your favorite movie growing up?

KP: Definitely the “Labyrinth” with David Bowie. At 7 years old, I saw him live for the “Glass Spider Tour.” He was my first crush!

TDQ: What was your favorite Canadian soap opera growing up?

KP: I didn’t have one… My teenage version of a soap opera was “Beverly Hills, 90210” and “Melrose Place.”

TDQ: What made you want to be in show business?

KP: It’s always been in me. I was bit by the bug early on. I use to sing and dance for whoever would watch me. I did my first commercial when I was a baby; then I proceeded to do 29 more. I’ve always loved film and television and it’s something I’ve worked hard to immerse myself into in a myriad of ways.
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Historian Questions Authenticity Of Viral Video Showing George Washington Surprising Martha At Ball Game

Washington Nationals

Could these really be the Washingtons at the Washington Nationals game in Washington D.C.?

Washington, D.C.—A new heartwarming video showing General George Washington returning home from war and surprising his wife after she threw out the first pitch at a Washington Nationals baseball game has gone viral, but some authorities on our first president are questioning the authenticity of the video.

In the video, Martha Washington is seen waving to the crowd and throwing a baseball to a man wearing some sort of mask, perhaps for protection or something, crouching behind what is called “home plate.” According to Wikipedia, this is called “throwing out the first pitch,” and is a common ceremonial opening to a baseball match.

Then, the man removes his mask and approaches Mrs. Washington, who, after a few seconds, recognizes the man as her husband, General George Washington, and rushes to hug him, drawing much more applause and cheers from the crowed. There is no date provided in the video, and it is unknown who recorded it.

And it’s that missing timestamp that has some historians questioning the video.
“I have no issue whatsoever with the fact that Washington surprised Martha with his homecoming,” said noted Washington biographer Andrew Webber. “It makes sense that he would do something like that at a major sporting event, and it’s likely that he was the first returning soldier to do so. My problem with the video is just that there is no time or date stamp on it, and no one has confirmed its origin.”
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“I Choose Not To Remember Bad Advice:” A TDQ Q&A With Actor Tony Senzamici

The Neptune Ordeal

Our writers at The Daily Quarterly love to write. After hearing Tony’s two favorite movies they came up with this. Sure, it’s only a tag line but how long is a movie? Two hours? Shouldn’t take much longer than that to write a script.

This weeks’ TDQ Q&A is with actor Tony Senzamici. Tony spoke with us about working with David Simon and Melissa Leo on HBO’s “Treme,” his former career in sales and his charity, The Amici Charity. Here is this week’s TDQ Q&A With Tony Senzamici:

The Daily Quarterly: Who was your favorite actor growing up?

Tony Senzamici: Always loved Sean Connery as Bond, Clint Eastwood, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro.

TDQ: What was your favorite movie growing up?

TS: I had several, but “Poseidon Adventure” and “Planet Of The Apes.”

TDQ: What made you want to be in show business?

TS: Billy Joel said it best in one of his songs… “to forget about life for a while.”
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Karlsfield Police Chief Defends Ticketing Drivers From States That Don’t Require Front License Plates

Karlsfield, VT Public Service Announcement

Despite flyers like these being posted at local hotels and tourist attractions most out-of-state visitors to Karlsfield, VT aren’t aware of this policy.

Karlsfield, VT—Karlsfield Chief of Police Leroy Pamas has come under fire recently from drivers who live out of state and pass through this northern Vermont town, only to receive tickets for not having a front license plate on their vehicle, per Vermont law, despite the fact that the state those drivers live in does not require a front license plate on vehicles.

Pennsylvania resident Cecil Hill said he got a $195.00 ticket last month while driving through Karlsfield and is having a very difficult time getting the ticket vacated. “I am having a very difficult time getting the ticket vacated.”

And Michigan driver Nicole Welka was told she would have to appear before a Vermont judge to have her case heard to dismiss a ticket she got back in 2011. “There is no way in hell I’m ever going back to that place,” Welka said. “No chance.”

“Vermont is a two plate state, plain and simple,” Pamas said. “I am not concerned with the license plate laws in other states. Once you cross into Vermont, and especially into Karlsfield, you better comply with the law. Get that second plate on there. End of discussion.”
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