Londoners Thrilled, Relieved The NFL Is Scheduling Another Game In London In 2013 Besides The Jaguars/49ers Game

(American Style) Football

What would make a US based American Style Football team want to travel all the way across “The Pond” (Atlantic Ocean) to play some American Style Football on a Soccer field? Perhaps an endorsement from a prominent multinational corporation.

London—Scores of current and would-be NFL fans were able to breathe a sigh of relief when NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced last week that there would be a second NFL game played at Wembley Stadium during the 2013 season, and the United Kingdom wouldn’t just be stuck with one real team, in this case the San Francisco 49ers, playing the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Goodell said the Minnesota Vikings will host the Pittsburgh Steelers on September 29th, next year, nearly a month before the 49ers beat the holy hell out of the Jaguars on October 27th.
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North Korea Suing Psy Saying He Stole “Gangnam Style” Lyrics From Kim Jong-Il

Kim Jeong Style

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Pyongyang, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea—A spokesman for Kim Jong-un confirmed yesterday that the North Korean Leader has filed a civil lawsuit against South Korean recording artist Psy for allegedly stealing the lyrics and the horse dance made popular in the video for Psy’s worldwide smash hit, “Gangnam Style.” The suit said that Kim Jong-Il wrote the lyrics to the song and made up the popular horse dance just days before he passed away on Sept. 17th of last year.

“Before his honorable and heroic death last year,” the suit said, “the Supreme Leader wrote the words to ‘Gangnam Style’ in under five minutes as a joke to his family, and also created the horse dance that the defendant so blatantly stole, also to show to his family. There was video of the Supreme Leader singing and dancing at dinner just before he passed away, and it is believed the defendant stole that video as well.”
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Man Being Investigated After Purposely Locking His Child In Car To Get Free Locksmith Service

Free Locksmith Service

Ray of Ray’s Locksmith is taking some of the blame for the situation. With the economy how it is people are more than willing to take what a business is offering for “Free” even if they don’t need it.

Pensacola, FL—A local father is being investigated by child services and the state attorney’s office after he allegedly locked his son in his car to take advantage of free locksmith services.

Dan Lawton, 39, is under investigation after he allegedly locked his car keys in his 2004 Toyota Sienna minivan, called his ex-wife to bring him a spare set, then locked the keys in the car again, this time on purpose, after putting his 8 year-old son in the minivan, so that he could get the minivan opened for free by a local locksmith.

Ray’s Locksmith, a local locksmith, offers free services to people who have locked their keys in their cars when children are also locked inside.

Lawton admitted to the facts of the incident, but said his son was in no danger.
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Eminem Making Waves, Tons Of Coin, In Parking Lot Business

Slim Shady Covered Parking

A true hustler will find money in any game. Be it bottled water like 50 Cent, or Detroit area parking lots like Eminem.

Detroit—Marshall Mathers might not have a business degree, but he sure knows how to make money. Mathers, known the world over as rapper Eminem, has parlayed the fortune he made in the recording industry into another arena, and he’s killing the game there too: in the covered parking lot biz.

He recently opened his 11th lot in Detroit, and has five up and running in Los Angeles as well. If things stay on track, he’ll open up his 12th “Slim Shady’s Covered Parking” in Detroit in January of next year and expand into Atlanta in March.

Mathers said having his name attached to the business is a double-edged sword, however. While patrons like the idea of parking in the rapper’s lots because of his image, some customers also seem to just be attracted to his deep pockets.
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