Tace: by the makers of Mace with the help of Taser. Maser: from the good people who make Taser in conjunction with the makers of Mace.
New York—The two respective companies that manufacture personal safety equipment Mace and the Taser confirmed reports yesterday that they have developed a new security device that combines the best features of both products and brought them together “to form one, quasi-lethal personal safety weapon against assault that will change the game forever. Muggers and attackers, watch out!”
A press release put out simultaneously by both companies touted the new product as “what America has been waiting for when it comes to fighting the war on bad guys.”
The press release did not provide specifics, but a source familiar with the new product confirmed that it will come in a spray container like Mace does, but will have the jolt and electricity of a Taser. “Imagine silly string with enough voltage to make you wet yourself,” the source said. Continue reading
