“I Argued Over The Meaning Of The Word ‘Natural’ For A Five-Hour Bus Ride:” A TDQ Q&A With Lexicographer Emily Brewster, Part 2

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TDQ: What sort of feedback do you normally get from your grammar rule videos?

Brewster: Mostly it’s about the glasses. Which are actually a disguise I’ve been developing since 4th grade.

TDQ: Who are your influences?

Brewster: Grammatically, my grandmother was my biggest influence. She taught me the difference between lay and lie and to only use than as a conjunction (smarter than I) rather than as a preposition (smarter than me). I don’t subscribe to all the rules she taught me anymore (sorry, Grandma), but she made me think about language critically. My father too was an influence. He’s constantly making up words. When I was a kid he would make up a word—for instance, swiffledode—and we’d ask him what the word meant and he’d say, “Well, it’s a little like pripapitous,” and that would just go on and on. Continue reading

“Crunch All You Want:” Arch West, Creator Of Doritos, Dies

Dorito Patent

A drawing from the original Dorito patent application.

Dallas, TX—Arch West, the Frito-Lay executive credited with creating Doritos, died last week. He was 97.

In 1961, West was vacationing near San Diego when he came upon a delicious fried tortilla chip and thought they would sell well nationally. He took the idea to the Frito-Lay team, but they were skeptical. West then commissioned marketing research to prove his point, convincing Frito-Lay to begin making what would go on to become the best-selling snack food in the United States.
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Man Struggles To Use “Frack” In Sentence At Work

Fracking

Artist's best guess as to what "Fracking" means.

By: Scott Meadow, Contributing Midwest Reporter

Iowa City, IA—Attempting to be cool, a local man struggled today to use “frack” in any casual conversation.

Office worker Jamie Jenkins heard the word on a radio news bulletin during his drive to work, but didn’t catch the context.  Ever since, Jenkins has been struggling to use the word properly.

“It was awkward,” said Tracy Bork, a coworker.  “He’d just start talking to me about the strangest stuff, and then he’d just say ‘frack,’ like he didn’t really know what it meant. It’s something to do with oil or water or something right?”
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NASA Working To Predict Crash And Burn Of Kim Kardashian’s Marriage

Kardashian Control Center

A glimpse inside NASA's Kardashian Control Center. The E! television network contracted NASA to conduct the study so they can plan their programming accordingly. NASA will, literally, take anything it can get.

Cape Canaveral, FL—NASA scientists said yesterday they are doing their best to tell us when the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will fail later this year. It’s just that if they’re a little bit off, it could mean the difference between paparazzi having to fly from Florida or from New York. Or, say, Los Angeles or Las Vegas.

Pinpointing where and when the total collapse of this doomed marriage will ultimately happen is an imprecise science at best. For now, scientists predict the earliest it will fail is Thursday, October 7th, the latest Saturday, December 31st.

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TDQ Tech For The Week Of 9/26/11

The GrinderyWe’re always excited when we hear about new products coming we didn’t know we needed, and this week The Grindery gets us really stoked. Read about the newest keyboard from Microsoft, and after that, take a look at an office tale we’re pretty sure everybody can relate to.

We’ve got a co-worker here at TDQ that nobody really remembers hiring, but who always finds a way to take over production and pitch meetings rambling on about the way e-zines ran back in the 60s. But he brings doughnuts, so we let him stay.

You are now technologically informed. Go and do likewise.