Rihanna: “I’m Not In The Illuminati; Next Person Asks Is Gonna Get Mysteriously Killed”

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Rihanna claims no affiliation with the Illuminati. Her latest tattoo of Bavarian Illuminati founder Adam Weishaupt (seen here at the 2011 Grammy awards) tells a different story.


New York—Rihanna called an unexpected news conference last week to answer questions that no one actually at the news conference asked. She started the 15-minute conference saying that she’s been hearing rumors and seeing stories on the internet about her being involved in the powerful, secret global society, The Illuminati, and that she practices Voodoo.

She took no questions at the news conference, and after a short prepared speech, launched into an off-the-cuff profanity-laced tirade against LeBron James, Sarah Palin and Baxter from “The Great Space Coaster.”

But her detractors still weren’t convinced.

“Her talent is not commensurate with her level of success,” said a source familiar with The Illuminati, who wished to remain anonymous, asking us to refer to him as “CB.” “There is no way logically or karmically (sic) that she should be as successful as she is. I mean, sure she’s attractive, but…it’s clear there’s more going on behind the scenes here.”

CB said he didn’t want to speculate on her involvement with Voodoo. He said he’s only heard of other people saying her videos, including “Run This Town,” had Voodoo images in it. Plus his mother was concerned about Rihanna’s possible involvement in it.

Rihanna said she was told by people she’s worked closely with for sometime about the rumors, and those people instructed her to call the press conference. She said her prepared statement was given to her by a man in a dark suit holding a white Persian cat in the back of a limousine at exactly 3:39 the morning before the press conference. She said she’s had dealings with him before, but never knows when he’ll contact her or present her special tasks or advise her what songs to record.

“It’s ridiculous that this won’t go away,” Rihanna said in the statement. “The facts speak for themselves, and my talent speaks for itself. I’m not a party in any way to some all-powerful secret society somehow fixing the fate of the world behind closed doors for nefarious ends. That’s just nonsense. But to answer your other questions, yes I did attend the Bilderberg Conference last week in Switzerland.”

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Ricky Shephard and Michelle Montford contributed to this article

106 thoughts on “Rihanna: “I’m Not In The Illuminati; Next Person Asks Is Gonna Get Mysteriously Killed””

  1. i think that rihanna is telling the truth she probably didnt even know what she was singing or the moves that she was told to do give her a break

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    • Thank you for your comment. You are probably not incorrect. We have no reason to doubt her.

      You are now informed. Go and do likewise.

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      • i have deep history with riri i was only 4 when music of the sun came out i do NOT want to believe this………AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • Hello friends,
            i really came hear to share my testimony on how i became an Illuminati member, through my friend. i was moving with my friend for more than 10 years and he have been getting rich everyday and even giving me money but he never told me the secret of his success until a day i was frustrated to let him know that he should help me.that was when he open up to me and tell me that he was a member of the Illuminati that he have been in the court for more than 10 years that his riches and protection came from this court.so i told him to let me be into the court but it not an easy task to be a member but i was finally initiated into the fatality of the Illuminati and i was confirm in there church. after a month of being a member of Illuminati i got promotion that same month in my working place and within a year i was promoted thrice in my working place to the extend of being a managing Director. i never know how to thank this church of Illuminati and today am rich as my friend also, and also the one that surprise me most was that i got an accident with my new car and the car was right off but i still survive the accident and nothing happen to me. i really thank you people Illuminati. so i just want to share to the world that this is real and it have help me and work for me so if you want to become a member i can lead you into the court of richness and protection and even famous and you will never be poor again, know that it only a Meyerbeer in the Illuminati that can initiate you into the church of Illuminati they do not contact directly that the rules that guide the church. because they are fake Illuminati all over the world, this is my email ??????????@?????.com then i will tell you how to join, my number is ??????????? or speak to one of the member in USA ????????????. thanks for wanting to join us.
            [Editor’s Note: Contact Information Withheld until we negotiate our cut from the Illuminati.]

          • HAHA you’re retarded. I’ve seen the video of this performance and she has no stupid tattoo on her arm. It has been sourced that it was a photo-shopped pic by some crazy conspiracy douche like yourself. Continue lying so people believe what you are saying! You’re desperate and going nowhere in life.

      • no wonder y shes saying that she isn’t involved in anything like that. maybe because she cant tell another soul or she will mysteriously be killed by doing so. So, of coarse, she has to lie about it.

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    • I dnt thInk that all of Use thInk that gOd leave U like thaT he is the gOd that created U and love u moRe Than sOme stUpId thInG u believe in …..he dIed fO uRe sIn and Yet U trOugh It Back In He’s Face bY doinG all thIs wrOnG thInGs …..and JaY-z mUsT Knw beta lettInG all ThOse people get stUck Up liKe hIm let hIm gO 2 heLL iF He wanTs 2…..ThaY all Knw BeTa btw …so Get real and grOw uP iF an 19 Year Old kNw woT is wrOnG and rIghT Then Plz Plz dnt acT lIke U bRaIn dead …..!!!!

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    • Thank you for your comment. While we have not seen all that many other photos showing the tattoo, we have also not seen any other photos that do not show it.

      You are now informed. Go and do likewise.

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      • okay yall listen hear she is in it kay…..her songs r good but come on guys if u watch her videos she makes the bull sigh which is a sigh of the devil…smh in one of her videos she says she the princess of it…OMG GUYS!!!!! get real!!!!i like her but im having a hard time beleving shes NOT in it!!

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        • Yeah, you mean S&M right? Where she takes the piss out of all the tabloid and conspiracy stories going on about her? The bull sign? You mean the one people do when they want to represent rock? Please, does it hell stand for the devil these days, maybe 200 hundred years ago. Or are you talking about the diamond sign for Rocafella that all the conspirators say is the sign of the illuminati. Come on, if you guys are going to pull bullshit stories out of nowhere at least have more concrete evidence other than a shopped on tattoo.

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        • yeah youre having a hard time believing because you don’t have much FAITH IN GOD!. Of course God said that we must love our neigbors, we must love them. Even though that Illuminati thing is just MANMADE anyway, I don’t believe it.

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        • does it matter if shes.in the illumanati or not? is it affecting your life? are you losing sleep over it? I doubt it so worry about your puny, boring life :) everyone needs to get over the illumanati shit haha KEEP DOIN YOU AND LET THEM DO THEM!!

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          • it will affect you if it is real, the say that the illuminati will start a NWO that will make you worship the devil and them, yet this might or might not be true. i hope that it isnt true or just hope it wont take affect in my generation b/c i dont want to deal with that bullshit

  5. I have researched this “illuminati” for a long time, even though I am only thirteen. I realize what is going on behind the scenes in our current music word. I do not wish to get too deeply into the subject, because of the consequences. But I do wish to share my opinion. I have seen with my own eyes the many signs in our musice videos, movies, etc. I am a christian, and I am deeply afraid that the younger part of our society is listening to “devil’s music” and doesn’t even realize it. I will not be fooled by tricks or games, and I will remain christian.

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    • Thank you for your comment. We also pretty much daily fear that the younger part of our society is, among other things, listening to devil’s music and doesn’t realize it. Stay vigilant.

      You are now informed. Go and do likewise.

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    • guys….the Illuminati is spiritual…. i believe that we need to separate the truth from all of the insinuations. The Illuminati is just another way for people to take the focus off of God. It then puts the attention on themselves and it just goes around in a continuous cycle people claiming that they aren’t in the Illuminati and then making hand gestures saying other wise. Honestly as i said the Illuminati is spiritual people have to figure it out themselves and with the help of God. Obviously the people in Illuminati have chosen to figure it out themselves forsaking God. There are other ‘lost’ people in the world who we need to devote our time to for they are just as lost as the people claiming to be in the Illuminati.

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  7. Really? If you honestly believe this on what your talking about you are a true fool. Learn the history of the Illuminati and other such secret groups before coming up with fake Bs. The picture is obviously edited. Why don’t you WATCH the grammy awards and and see for yourself instead of believing everything that gets thrown at you. As for the “13” year old knowing whats going on, your 13, enough is said simply by that alone.

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  8. I was made to understand that every successfull person must pass through some difficult stage in life.this is the difficult stage for rihanna and no matter what you said or post,she will always go big,so will the other artist.

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    • To Vincent

      And what is your point!!!??? You’re not making any sense i hope you know that. This is not what you call a “difficult stage in life” when she knew from the start what was going on before she agreed to be a puppet. FYI they have to be apart of the bloodline to be apart of it and if you are not, you can only be a puppet for them. All the facts are there and it’s the truth. Nobody is hating on Rihanna if that is what you are implying. It doesn’t matter how big she gets or how much money she makes because at the end of day she sold out to get what she has.

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    • I was thinking the same thing because, when it said “His mother is concerned about her involvement” etc, I was thinking that Chris’ mother speaks to Rihanna…

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  14. Am 16. Years old. And have been. Doing research on the illuminati. Since i found out about it. I have seen prove for my self that the illuminati is real. Its every where and also those person who kill the own family their blood to get where they are now. Some persons are trying to get out while some are comfortable like that. So i would say to those who are trying to get out, keep trying and praying and god will free you…

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  15. Am 16. Years old. And have been. Doing research on the illuminati. Since i found out about it. I have seen prove for my self that the illuminati is real. Its every where and also those person who kill the own family their blood to get where they are now. Some persons are trying to get out while some are comfortable like that. So i would say to those who are trying to get out, keep trying and praying and god will free you… The iluminati is real..

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  17. I still listen to the music because it’s the one thing in life i always treasure and ‘RIHANNA’z…one of my BESTES of the BESTES singers.I don’t know what you guys may think and I’m TOTALLY a Christian and i know it’s wierd for me to be saying that but i have to let her go ……this information and everything else proves she is in the illuminati ,I just wanna say i will always love <3 RIRI but i will always LOVE JESUS CHRIST more …….more …….If that's what she wants to do than so let her be but only she will stand in front of god and answer him on judgement day GOD WILL FORGIVE HER but she will obviously have to face the fires as he commanded in the bible …. May God Bless and Forgive you All

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    • U rily spoke my mind as a devout Christian nd a lover of rihanna,bt am afraid being influenced nd rather stop listenin 2 pop nd get stickd 2 gud gospel 2 help salvage my Christian life

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    • The music is great i have her latest cd and my twin has the last 2 . Rihanna probably is a good person & i pray she gets help, quits illuminati. Chris brown is NOT ulluminati, people take illuminati too serious. Although i doubt his exsistence sometimes, god is real. If theres a devil and hell there, must be a god, jesus, holy ghost, and heaven.
      Amen *

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  18. in the illuminati? you give yourself too much credit Rihanna…you’re a slave of of the slaves of the elites slaves.

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  19. tht tattoo is def. Photoshopped into the pic bc as many times as i seen her with her arms out this is the first time i’ve EVER seen tht absurd tattoo.

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  20. This Is A Shock Factor Non Realalistic But Quik Fact Some Of These Rappers Are Not Illumnatti There Athiest And They Are Not Scared To Go To Hell Because They Dont Belive It And Some Are Free Masons Rihannna Is Neither To Big Stars She Was Tempted

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  22. its so unfortunate for RiRi but she doesn’t even know that yet.her whole life started on d direction to hell when she released GOOD GIRL TURNS BAD

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  23. Im in the illuminati too, before i tell you more about me lets take a look at jay z, just becouse he is the best the ever will be and becouse he is a illuminati member, dont hate him becouse of that he is the same as you but diferent on living, i leasting to his music mostly and i get the massages he’s spreeding….your life is too short so be the best while you still can….remember we believe in the lord nig***

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  24. Wow this illuminati thing is really a bit freaking me out hy. Also heard that jeniffer hudson got rid of her mum nd brother 2 join the group. True or false?

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  25. Its very upseting as to how u let the devil ruin ur life just with a snap of his fingers, i mean what is wealth?is it worth ur soul ?or how fun is it knwng that u wil perish all in the name of riches b4 ur estimated time?as a christian it hurts me a lot

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  26. Does the illuminati even exist??Do we have actual proof and evidence that they exist?(Yes!!But not enough)
    Im 14 years old,I started my research on the illuminati last year and got shocked and freaked out @ what I found.
    Now I know what the illuminati symbols look like!!I’ve seen them on cartoons like sponge bobo and batman.
    I believe that the illuminati gained more power in 2007, that was the year when pop music became popular!!(If you were observing than you’ll know)
    And one more thing…If the illuminati is a secret society, how comes we know so much about them??

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  27. Halleluyer. Wat a world we are living in. All dat is going on, only God knows the truth and will surely save us. Love foreign song bt can’t rely say it the truth or not. Thank God am ME /\=\/

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  29. seriously?? You idiots are soo stupid find something else to do with your time than fill your heads with nonsence!!! Because the lord is our god and savior and if you dont believe that then..perish in hell for the rest of eternityy.I wont be convinced in the illuminati until i have proff and even then the lord is wha i believe in! Grow the hell up!!!

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  30. Rihanna is deeply into illuminati. She has sold her soul to the devil. She is just trying to cover up. That’s to say, she is lying that she is not into it. Pity the souls she has decieved.

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  31. The Illuminati were made up by gays and Jewish people to take away the focus from themselves when they are the ones that run the entertainment industry…

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  32. Personally,I’m seriously confused cause she has a tattoo saying freedom in christ in arabic but I think she wants to Chack cause she was tempted 2 join these guys cause she was blinded by fame and fortune but she cld hv followed in the footsteps of lil Wayne,nicki Minaj,,drake and cb cause these guys overcame temptation and trusted God in everything they did cause God said if u trust in him he will do great things 4 u even if it takes time she didn’t hv 2 rely on these guys 2 make her famous nw the damage is done-she can’t get out.I love rihrih,but I’m not letting that stop me frm loving Jesus cause I love God more, so its tym 2 let her go

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    • Did you not see Nicki Minaj’s Grammy performance? What about CB’s Fallen Angel song, or Another Round feat Fat Joe, Turn up the Music vid? Lil Wayne used to have Fear God tatted on his eyelids and had it removed. Drake’s Owl symbolism he uses is a part of it too. Alot of these artists used to be for God but somehow got lost along the way. I have heard after a certain level of fame is achieved, they have to take an oath. Pray for these individuals and keep your eyes open. It’s okay to listen to the music, but stand firm in your beliefs. Skeptical? Do the research…it’s there. God Bless!

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  34. I love her nd all her music but, i tink it time to face the fact. She’s a santanist nd there is no way she can deny it. Wot abt d sign of the triangle she gave in j cole’s video (can’t get enough ft. Trey songs) she shud also xplain to dat.

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  35. This article like many others appears to be against the illuminati but infact is promoting it indirectly.
    Remember any publicity is good publicity even if it is protending to try and uncover the illuminati.
    There are many people on facebook who act as if they are against the illuminati but always say things that have an evil feel to them.

    For example:
    “You are now informed. Go and do likewise.”

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  37. I can’t believe how many people responded seriously to this article. This article is meant to be a joke. Do you really think Rihanna had a press conference and said a man stroking a cat told her what to say? I hope the majority of people who believe this are children because I saw a lot of teenagers include their age. I feel sorry for you if you’re an adult and don’t understand sarcasm.

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  38. Who r we to say thesepeople aren’t christians at the end of the day only God knows what’s truly in their hearts….so I would back off and just let them do what they do. I believe and you don’t have to agree that someone invented this illuminati thing isn’t real I mean if they want it to be so secret (the government) would make sure it was never on the Internet or no one could have access to it. Btw that tattoo on rihanna is so photoshopped…..

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  40. Guys!!! This is a spoof article, supposed to be funny! If you can’t read what’s in front of you properly –
    “Thank you for your comment. We only present the information as we gather it as we we make it up” and get the joke God help us!!

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  43. SHE IS IN THE ILLUMINATI SHE A WHORE/ CALL GIRL FOR THE ILLUMINATI. SHE STARTED OFF FUCKINH JAY Z AND HIS OLD LADY B WUZNT HAVING THAT SO SHE TRIED TO KILL HER.SHE IS GOING STR8 TO HELL WITH THE OTHER MOTHER FUCKER.

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  44. am a very big fan of rihanna,s and wat ever she does, i love it. soo people should stop accusing herof being a member of the illuminati society it,s her life soo let her live it to the fullest. i love u rihanna.

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  45. well regarding every tin lets nut judge people ok because we our selves r nut perfect so if what they r doing is good let it be so but if nut then life is actually short judgement awaits them but for rihanna i think your good so keep up

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  47. You people are nuts. Laveyanism and the mockery of the rules in which you call values that you choose to enslave your life, is how I live my life. Enjoy it. Once your dead, you will remain in the dirt for eternity. Your wasting your lives looking for things to stand up against in the name of the “lord”…fucking silly. There is no god, there is no red guy with horns. Enjoy it while you’re here and stop living behind a shield or in a bubble. Have some fucking fun…and hail Satan.

    *for all the ones on a witch hunt, yes god and lord was lower case on purpose and Satan was capitalized. The Illuminati has spoken…Hahaha fools.

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  48. For the love of baphomet, please tell me this is a joke and those commenting with apparently serious tones are either morons or playing into the joke =/
    Either way i despair for the truth and the future of it.

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    • Clear evidence of the mass media conspiracy: The tattoo has been digitally removed.

      “You are now informed. Go and do likewise.”

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    I too am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to everything.
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  56. Wollen Sie ein illuminati memberif geworden ja, besuchen Sie uns auf oder rufen Sie [Edited for buzz marketing by the editors.] wünschen

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  59. The Illuminati is real. Its very real. I suggest the lot of you research MK ULTRA and Disney’s assistance in the program via Mickey Mouse Club. Also, take a look at the songs by these popular artists today. I mean, actually read them. Most are slam full with subliminal meanings. Take Rhiana’s “Disturbia” and read it. Lyrics include “Nothing heard, nothing said, can’t even talk about it?” Why can’t she talk about it? More importantly, what can’t she talk about? And then she states she’s going insane before making a Biblical reference about Satan. “A thief in the night” and then alludes to his possession of her “creep up inside you and consume you” and she warns over and over again about the danger of joining whatever she can’t speak about. “Your train of thought will be altered, so if you must falter, be wise.”

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  60. For all the smart people illuminate is a orginzation and satinism is a religion,so these are not the same. Just Google it dummy’s,and as far as rahinna.Ask yourself this. If she was a part of anginization running the world .why she working for a record label?she should be own the label!!!!!!!

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  67. Well, Illuminati, Kiluminati, divide and rule organization have spread its filthy fingers around the world. Supposely killed some of my friends like Prince Nelson. Official reason was he was killed by overdoses which can ‘t be verity. He was totally clean and a member of Jehovahs Witnesses, a religious group which doesn ‘t allow any drug addiction, some alcohol is ok, but not to get heavily drunk. So that is fake, he was murdered by the organization cause he was too outspoken as an artist. They have asked me to join, but I said no cause I want to write my own lyrics and compose my own songs as I have always done. I know that the most of the famous artists are in Illuminati, but I give a damn about them, cause music for me is a language of love from the bottom of my heart. It has nothing to do with this evil power play of the world or mind blowing main stream music machinery, when feeling is dead they feeding your head leaving your heart and soul to bleed. That is not my need to be a celebrated music writer or an artist with million mansion. I want to talk to people, have their attention with comprehension, give them consolation on this beautiful planet earth which the mighty men wanna ruin, what is it worth to destroy the gemstone of the univers for wealth and greedy business. I am a preacherman a poet by nature and I look foeward to peautiful future.

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