
Tony “Two-toss” Bothny demonstrating the less desirable "smooshin' it out with your hands" technique one might see in places like Chicago where Tony claims, "they do it all wrong."
“It wasn’t like anything I ever felt” Tony told the Free Press. “I was just warming up for the lunch break crowd when it felt like my elbow collapsed. Felt like it was in a freakin’ vice!”
Two-toss’s ownership group is hastily searching for a replacement pitcher for the summer season. A statement made late last night mentioned recently retired pizza great Alfonse “Tootsie” Guidonopolis as a possible candidate to replace Two-toss. Continue reading